Thanks for stopping by! You asked for them – here they are!
I have made a number of signed, personalized collector prints available.
When ordering just tell me the text you would like to have on your hand-autographed print (up to 15 words).
If you can’t think of anything, give me the name of the recipient, write “add a quote” and I’ll include a line or reference the character is famous for. You can also enter the text in the shopping cart under “special instructions” in the last step.
I’ll get your order out as soon as possible. If contacting me about your order, please specify the picture(s) you’ve chosen, include your mailing address, email address and your personalized text. If you’re ordering more than one pic, please make sure to tell me which message goes with which pic to make sure I get it right.
Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. I do not own the character images (except my own) – I provide these prints with my autograph as a service. A portion of your purchase will be donated to charity. Thanks!!!
Questions? Problems? Personalization issues or extra instructions?
Email me at: email@example.com
*The store now officially ships internationally! Simply select your country and an additional flat rate of $10 will be added to your order for shipments outside of the U.S.*
Hey guys, many of you have sent requests for autographs and recorded messages.
PLEASE READ EVERYTHING BELOW BEFORE SENDING YOUR STUFF OR ORDERING!
Due to the overwhelming number of you and the underwhelming number of me, I need to rework the system a little here…
I am happy to autograph your stuff for FREE, but you MUST send a self-addressed, stamped envelope for your package, or I simply won’t be able to do it! Despite my requests and warnings, many of you have been sending packages with no return postage and/or no return packaging. I have begged, I have pleaded, and these kinds of packages still arrive almost daily. Last warning…
I WILL ONLY RETURN YOUR MATERIALS IF YOU INCLUDE RETURN POSTAGE AND SELF-ADDRESSED PACKAGING!
I do not have the time or the resources to go to the post office and pay to return your stuff that I am signing for FREE.
In future, if you do not include self-addressed stamped packaging, your item will be donated or destroyed. Clear? Cool. Also, please keep your personalizations short and simple and limit the items to no more than three at a time. And please NO LARGE ITEMS THAT WON’T FIT IN A MAILBOX! THIS INCLUDES POSTERS! Thank you!
*PLEASE ALLOW 6-8 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY for all orders and items! I handle all mail myself, and my travel and work schedule keep me insanely busy these days.
One more rule…
When sending your stuff, PLEASE USE USPS (United States Postal Service) ONLY, NOT UPS, FEDEX or other couriers. I don’t have time to shlep down to their offices and they won’t pick up unless I have an account.
A lot of you have requested pre-printed stuff, so I’ve put together pictures of some of your favorite characters.
I’ve recorded tons of messages for hundreds of you guys in the past, but my schedule simply won’t allow me to do it for free any more. I will continue doing them on a limited basis, but for Charity only. As charity events come up throughout the year, I will post them on Twitter and you will all have an opportunity to get your professionally recorded message, and do something good in the world at the same time! I will also be auctioning off a voice recording at many conventions.